My name is Shawn and I aspire to become a professional douchebag.
Asking a girl to the movies.
- Normal person: Hey, wanna go to the movies?
- Me: Hey, I was going to make the trek to the cinema alone when my psychiatrist called me and reminded me that I should not be out in public on my own in fear that I go crazy and start killing people, so wanna help save the lives of multiple people tonight?
- (This worked)
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Ask me about the meaning of life. And other shit too. http://www.formspring.me/shawnkelly16
Regarding the apocalypse
I’d actually like for some kind of apocalyptic event to happen. Mainly a zombie apocalypse. I’d probably end up dead but I’d at least have fun with it.
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]This will forever be one of my favorite things ever.
Fuck. The internet is over everyone! We can all go home now!
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awkward moment when you’re fucking an apple pie and your dad comes home.
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